What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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Ellen answers this question quite nicely.

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mistersabado:

Rival the Gods.

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mistersabado:

Rival the Gods.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[@_grrm_]

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magicalmrtaco:

gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

When gay nerds meet

Oh my god this is beautiful poetry

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(Source: criticalfilmstudies)

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate)

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fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

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fuckyeahkylekiefer:

I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.

http://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post/82717574538/thegeekykinkevent-teal-deer-andromeda3116

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thegeekykinkevent:

teal-deer:

andromeda3116:

no but galaxy quest is legitimately the best movie ever

  • it’s a love letter to fandom — it totally subverts the “gross man-child in the basement” perception of a fanboy and it’s the fans’ dedication to the show that saves the day
  • i…