What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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nudityandnerdery:

broken-yellow-crayon:

Can the shipping name for Coulson and the Cellist please be Philharmonic?

Yes, please.

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

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nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort

  • family: why won't you come with us?
  • me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

(Source: materiajunkie)

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(Source: mhysas)

"Do you think you could post a few standard combos. And morespecifically something fun with possibility storm?"

Asked by Anonymous

mtg-talk:

Here’s a whole article talking about the various uses for Possibility Storm!

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/27650_The-Possibilities-Are-Infinite.html