What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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(Source: futilefeline)

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

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neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

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katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

(Source: incomparablyme)

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ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh)

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

Story.

Of.

My.

Life.

(Source: pterrodactyl)

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(Source: trumpetnoises)

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(Source: alt-j)

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss