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I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.
I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.
I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.
And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.
Reblogged from nudityandnerdery
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Reblogged from teakeeper