What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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adampacmanjones:

me as fuck

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adampacmanjones:

me as fuck

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Marvel’s Coming Attractions

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lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

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lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

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biowarefangirlism:

gather your party & venture forth

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youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

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youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

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milfordman:

reasons black clothing is superior

  • everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
  • everything matches
  • you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
  • what are stains