What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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kgm42986:

botanycameos:

consultinginternetlover:

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In the category “moronic questions to ask someone”…

I love his facial expressions

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ktobermanns:

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

As much as I detest the pregnancy-as-plot-device for female characters, this is an awesome scene. 

(Source: breakourbones)

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

(Source: matchingvnecks)

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

reblog if you want sex right now

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(Source: please-me-everywhere)

nudityandnerdery:

50-shades-of-bob:

How all of my Dungeons and Dragons games need to turn out.

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nudityandnerdery:

50-shades-of-bob:

How all of my Dungeons and Dragons games need to turn out.

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche