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I can’t wait until Khaleesi sails to Westeros and cuts out Joffreys still-beating heart and eats it. That’s how season 3 will end, got it?

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I can’t wait until Khaleesi sails to Westeros and cuts out Joffreys still-beating heart and eats it.

That’s how season 3 will end, got it?

(Source: xj911)

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