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What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Chemical/Biological Weapons Specialist for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

Reblogged from missevenstar

Gaston is my hero. Women should not be reading, I do not allow mine to for precisely this reason.

Also, Belle, shut it. Men are talking.

(Source: animated-disney-gifs)

Posted June 7, 2012 at 8:52 pm 1569 notes

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