What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

Reblogged from nudityandnecromancy

I fucking hate when people do this on Tumblr.

Why do you put up pictures of shit I want to buy and would give a kidney to have, but not tell me where to buy it?

(Source: dont-touch-that-dial-now)

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