What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Drill Sergeant for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

Everything delicious kills you.Anything without fat isn’t food.

Reblogged from chillyourfaketits

Everything delicious kills you.

Anything without fat isn’t food.

(Source: freshprincesubs)

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