What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes?

What has two thumbs and loves bad jokes? My little corner of Das Internet.

I'm a little obsessed with everything Tolkien and GRRM. LOTR, ASOFAI, GOT, and all the according acronyms. But I have bad spelling and occasional lysdexia.

I study and teach Goju-ryu, Shorin-ryu, and Ryuku Kobudo.

I'm a Chemical/Biological Weapons Specialist for the U.S. muthafuckin' Army.

And this is what makes me think, giggle, and ponder the meaning of life.

Also, tits.

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mikeoliveri:

Best. Finishing move. Ever.

Test on thursday.

Kid that’s been irritating me a lot.

This is happening.

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    Test on thursday. Kid that’s been irritating me a lot. This is happening.
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